What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:17

A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.